{"id":3202,"date":"2025-10-23T18:12:55","date_gmt":"2025-10-23T18:12:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/live.yetozhee.uk\/?page_id=3202"},"modified":"2026-01-23T10:11:59","modified_gmt":"2026-01-23T10:11:59","slug":"monolog-rustema-sadyikova","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/live.yetozhee.uk\/en\/monolog-rustema-sadyikova\/","title":{"rendered":"Monologue by Rustem Sadykov"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-page\" data-elementor-id=\"3202\" class=\"elementor elementor-3202\" data-elementor-post-type=\"page\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-zxwt59a elementor-section-content-middle elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"zxwt59a\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-background-overlay\"><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-no\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-546b9f5\" data-id=\"546b9f5\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4a0ba3c elementor-widget elementor-widget-video\" data-id=\"4a0ba3c\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-settings=\"{&quot;youtube_url&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/youtu.be\\\/eyV7d9wX3vM&quot;,&quot;video_type&quot;:&quot;youtube&quot;,&quot;controls&quot;:&quot;yes&quot;}\" data-widget_type=\"video.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-wrapper elementor-open-inline\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-video\"><\/div>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-dodejhq elementor-section-content-middle elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"dodejhq\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-background-overlay\"><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-no\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-546b9f5\" data-id=\"546b9f5\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-9d46142 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"9d46142\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Monologue by Rustem Sadykov<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8fc0f83 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"8fc0f83\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Rustem Sadykov is the oldest comedian in Karaganda. Over the years, he\u2019s gone from geologist to bartender, and from bartender to comedian. In this stand-up, he shares personal stories and funny observations about life and experience.<\/p><p>Rustem talks about his unusual childhood, his alcoholic father, and how he chose to become a geologist \u2014 even though he never actually worked in the field.<br \/>A special focus is his 20-year career as a bartender: he jokes that the most important thing is knowing the right side of the bar and being able to say the professional phrase, \u201cI can make that again.\u201d<\/p><p>Sadykov humorously reflects on the complexities of relationships and even suggests the idea of \u201conce-a-week sex\u201d as a way to keep partners disciplined.<br \/>He recalls the most absurd requests from customers and laughs at the latest trendy bar fads, like smoothies and signature teas.<\/p><p>In one story, Rustem recounts how his friend somehow asked a prostitute about cashback.<br \/>He reflects on the three main reasons why people drink: when they\u2019re happy, when they\u2019re sad, and when they absolutely shouldn\u2019t be drinking.<\/p><p>The comedian introduces the idea of the \u201cinner idiot\u201d that appears in everyone when they\u2019re drunk and pushes them to do silly things. He even jokes that banking apps should have protection against \u201cdrunk purchases\u201d \u2014 for example, requiring approval from a loved one.<\/p><p>A separate segment is about regular customers: Sadykov knows them so well that he can list all their habits and family problems. 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